1. kellyschirmann:

Everyone has a person they stalk shamelessly on the internet & mine is Mark Leidner. This is a print I made of a tweet he did recently that I would like to have tattooed on my neck / tombstone. Not sorry, y’all.

    kellyschirmann:

    Everyone has a person they stalk shamelessly on the internet & mine is Mark Leidner. This is a print I made of a tweet he did recently that I would like to have tattooed on my neck / tombstone. Not sorry, y’all.

  2. are you there, doge? it’s me tuesdays with morrie.

  3. internetpoetry:

by chuck young 

i used a smudge tool for the first time of my life to make this piece of art better. 
award-winning comment turned award-winning status becomes award-winning piece of art. clear the mantle, mom!

    internetpoetry:

    by chuck youn

    i used a smudge tool for the first time of my life to make this piece of art better. 

    award-winning comment turned award-winning status becomes award-winning piece of art. clear the mantle, mom!

  4. My heart is the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

  5. Deuce Bigalow: Male 1.21 Giggawatts

  6. WebMD, what does it mean when there’s stool in your blood? *opens one hundred fortune cookies*

  7. Wasted A LOT of today trying to MS Paint my hellachillzilla selfie onto this for some reason/no reason.  

    Wasted A LOT of today trying to MS Paint my hellachillzilla selfie onto this for some reason/no reason.  

  8. “Let me put it to you this way, Phillip. You don’t matter. Neither does your dad. We’re all nothing but heat, motion, gravity, sound, history, light – that’s all that matters, Phillip. Just force and stress, time and matter. Start thinking about those things. Get outside your crowded little brain for once in your life and try looking at the big picture, will you? You guys all like to think you’re such hotshots, you’re all in such control of everything. Well, you’re not. You’re nothing but a bunch of dicks, that’s all you are. Us women, on the other hand, we’re what you call heterogeneous. That means we’re everywhere, everybody at once. We’re both good and bad, right and wrong. We’re the great resolvers of conflict, Phillip. We’re like octopuses – because we’ll swallow anything. Even men. Even battling and forlorn men like you and your dad. You guys try so hard to be subjects, characters, things, you forget us women are the whole story. We embrace you all. What you really want to destroy is women, that story of yourself that you can’t control. Women are what you really hate, Phillip, not that poor dumb jerk of a dad you’ve got. I’ve been reading a lot lately, Phillip, since we broke up. French feminists, existential Marxists. I’m teaching myself French so I can read Satre’s Dialectic of Pure Reason – much of which has been improperly translated, from what I understand. You should learn to speak French too, Phillip. Then we could talk French to each other over the phone.”

    The History of Luminous Motion by Scott Bradfield

  9. Sometimes you love someone just to keep yourself from hating them. And that’s fucked.

  10. last night’s Drunk Me cooked breakfast for Today’s Me. thanks for the cold burnt pizza, Me Bro.